Im Gonna Lick You Out - Kunt And The Gang - One Last Wank And One Last Cry (CD, Album)

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Suresh Kumar. Sort Newest. Most Popular. Most Comments. Categories All Confessions. Want to read confessions and comments uncensored? Account Login. Screen Name or Email. Password Forgot? Stay logged in. Screen Name shown to the public. See what I did? Sigh, I'm going back to my peanuts Sep 9, garlict: Unbearable Shiteness of Accent is now on. It really exists. I am the fashion. Sep 9, garlict: simonbreak Met her again in 99 and she had matured from the snooty prick tease of the 6th form days.

Sep 9, garlict: Have booked all my Turkish travel arrangements. I like to imagine I travel freely and blow up on any shore like St Paul but it isn't true. Sep 8, garlict: Nearly time to attempt to remember how it used to feel when listening to Country Joe and the Fish stoned.

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Lots of fun discussing the madness of it all. Work, people, the crazy tales I cannot reveal. A fine time. Dribble on my middle, widdle.

Being jilted by your own cat is rough. And the feeder seems like the woman your dad left the family for. Sep 8, garlict: How have we got to the stage that being a social media consultant is brandished as a proud career choice?

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La de daaah. Boishing glogpploshy mamgoob karrang! I think a Im Gonna Lick You Out - Kunt And The Gang - One Last Wank And One Last Cry (CD of local sociability is important to people but the cost of drinking is prohibitive ergo No OAPs Aug 30, garlict: Pub Games to save the British pub?

Cheaper and better quality beer will do it. Clean pipes. Cool cellar. Crisps that don't bankrupt. Aug 30, garlict: Oh god.

Back from Plymouth. Just realised I"m about to step on a Carnival tube. Aug 30, garlict: Yours truly. Bank Holiday. I was inspired by the Ween cover version. We did a great job. So sad Aug 27, garlict: "As he licked his lips and stroked it.

This is a disaster. Aug 27, garlict: Just been to the village hall shop in Bere Ferrers, Devon. Like a bygone era. Very sweet and friendly. Everyone selling and chatting. I'll be sitting by the window, not in the Korma. Aug 26, garlict: Sparta soundboard. You know you want to. Maybe the UK could be run by a pie and mash stirrer. Aug 26, garlict: dfrw that tweet was full of all kinds of awesome Aug 25, garlict: "full of win" "won the internet" Users of these expressions ought to hang their heads in shame.

Does anyone else have this mental block? Will we ever see a touch sensitive iEarth? West World is crumbling. Sign the petition and please RT. Aug 24, garlict: RT stephenfry: I go to bed leaving you with this worrying article. Hell's teeth and a bucket of blood, what's to be done? Aug 24, garlict: RT Deek: Beautiful. Hell, have a feel up buddy. Early detection is Aug 24, garlict: And its goodnight from him them me everybody everybody.

Ta da da dAH ta Dah da da kicks off high heels where is my hunnybun? Crusties still exist. Spelling on fb is atrocious. The last and only German comedian died.

He is arrested by 11 officers. Two hours later he is dead. Aug 24, garlict: What are the police up to? Aug 23, garlict: RT zerohedge: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Let's send a clear message to criminal looters. Evict house-flipping MPs. Evidence was nev Sorry Japan, your aid money was wasted bit. It's a fairly nich Aug 22, garlict: Alex Hot lips Crawford reporting in middle of Tripoli.

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What was revealed in t Has taken in lobby hacks, MPs etc. Album) solid browser based editors. One for simple beginners and a more pshoppy one. Plan 2 teach class using omatic Aug 19, garlict: julieakent yeah this release is a real treat. A little taste of everything great about Ween. Aug 19, garlict: Reading Jon's World by P K Dick Aug 19, garlict: julieakent yes, got to love that one, saved me on Monday and Tuesday walking to work with a head cold!

It's hardly my choice. Aug 19, garlict: Apple is Im Gonna Lick You Out - Kunt And The Gang - One Last Wank And One Last Cry (CD worth more than the combined market value of the 32 largest European banks! Aug 18, garlict: that was my exercise for the day, it is too wet for real physical movement Aug 18, garlict: gimme five minutes ummph okay heave grunt shove just a mo' nearly done pant sigh burp nothing to see here ok love will that do? Vignette seems the most interesting, but it doesn't have the slickest gui.

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I'm sure everyone's linking to it, but I only just remembered. I didn't realise this when I sent you that link. I'll try it when android gets an app. I don't use them or instagram. In fact I thought instagram was just a gallery site. Hope it don't blows without you knows and can get hand on hankie to protect your clothes I suppose Aug 18, garlict: Terry Wogan only discovered golf when his pet dog kept going to bunkers to defecate.

Terry found nobbly turtle eggs there - aka golf balls! Aug 18, garlict: Glenda Jackson used to wear baby blue woollen polonecks. She was friends with a girl in Meols who became a Hare Krishna Her cat named Swarmi Aug 18, garlict: I can't end on a shitty music related play on words tweet.

So let's just give Thora Hird a kiss and a cuddle. My goodness she deserves it. Turns out it isn't a sexual position. Aug 18, garlict: Conked out in a tractor seat. And I'm looking straight at a ewe. Aug 18, garlict: Turnip ripe toadstools in cumblended sarnies. Vishnu resplendent in Turkish white lungi. Grapple with headstates. Fly pig balloons. Whiplash awaydays in Dawn French's slippers. Meatglove ascendancy. Varnished poulet. Bright roasted corn tea on bristle bone kippers.

Viaducts in green. Macintosh grey. The 1st person who wakes up has to make tea. I like mine strong, not too milky, no sugar. Toast would Aug 17, garlict: This is a true classic. The Casio watch survives like a cockroach after the A-bomb. Black Sabbath reunite for tour and LP.

What's wrong with British society? Aug 15, garlict: RT sporter been listening to the ween catalog on spotify all morning. Aug 15, garlict: dfrw thanks.

Carmela my 80 plus Italian computer learner gave me a reiki back rub in the library and I had vit C. Tonight a radox bath : Aug 15, garlict: Woke up feeling run down and horrible back ache. Aug 15, garlict: An old colleague loved quoting at work. He would get right into character.

I'm enjoying comparing the real thing with his perfmances. Aug 14, garlict: dfrw janBR these are childhood sensations and feelings, my father is a yachtsman and we spent a lot of time on boats and jetties. As soon as you step on to the boat it all changes. Aug 14, garlict: Jeremy Deller on 6music has been doing a cracking show. Just realised he was my neighbour in Holloway Road until recently.

Funny old world. Travel to Poland and see a healthy distribution of rural housing. Aug 14, garlict: I sometimes feel like everyone is dead and I'm dead too but inside my head a part is alive just watching it all. Love is nearby. Bout to get shitfaced and wrestle some dogs. Get informed expert comment on 21st century urban rioting by interviewing historians of the Tudor period.

Aug 13, garlict: Found a. Compton Arms Highbury Corner Aug 13, garlict: Can't fjind a pub in london showing match its all rugby lfc Aug 13, garlict: Where the hell can I watch Liverpool. N5 N1 N7? Some unreleased gems and great demos. Get thee to the ween forum to download. Aug 13, garlict: The review show is a load of old wank. I'm hearing talk rather than seeing sights.

Like listening to wine tasters. Pass me the bottle ya bas Aug 13, garlict: RT EmmyAbdulAlim: If Starkey doesn't stop talking there'll be another riot newsnight Aug 12, garlict: Thank credit crunchie it's riot day!

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I set the goldfish on them. Aug 11, garlict: Deek also not fair for me to pass judgement after a keyhole view on ch4 news. I envy their easy confidence in the worth of what they do. Aug 11, garlict: Deek I react to the cage in which their budgies sing.

To be peered at, prodded and perambulated so as to seem piffle. Not fair but so be it Aug 11, garlict: Aren't those terribly creative fringe people so exciting? I know I am a cultural heathen. Aug 11, garlict: RT vizcomic: Do church signs get any more sinister than this? Sunshine after the rain. All moist. People coming out of the woodwork.

Love maybe. The reason for the riots was "social exclusion". Aug 11, garlict: RT yokelbear:. Aug 11, garlict: debonbon cheers, mine is hit and miss, but anyway on the whole fb is amazingly stable considering how many users it has. Presumably if looters rock up with a cheque to cover their crimes they won't Aug 11, garlict: facebook is having serious issues. Can't "like" anything.

I couldn't post. Logged out won't let me log in. Something is up! Aug 11, garlict: Boris gets questioned by young employed black man who got work via service connexions that has been cut by coalition. Because I would be Awesome Man. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that they destroy. And all of the junkies getting so high With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai I'd burn them alive and I'd squeal with joy.

Cuz I would be Drug-Free Boy. If I could be a Superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For easting up all of our food For taking out welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood Becasue I would be Imigration Dude.

If you could be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Guy? Then you would be a Superhero, like me. When I was a boy of 10 I had a very special friend Fred was kind, with good intent, But just a little different Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead, he's a little bit special.

Just a little bit Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head now she keeps him in the shed, he's a little bit special. I ran track and hung out in malls Fred ran headfirst into walls I had girls, and lots of clothes Fred had names for all his toes Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head now he thinks he's a piece of bread, he's a little bit special. Oh, Special Fred and meMamma dropped him on his head Now we're not right in the head, We're a little bit special.

Just a little bit special We're just a little bit special That bastard Fred made me Special Just a little bit special HUsh little girl, baby don't cry - tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby - tonight Why Album) it all be like it was, before?

How can I explain why mommy isn't here anymore? Thats why mommy left us. Hush little girl, there is no reason to fret - tonight Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget - tonight Soon it will all be like it was before Any minute, she will walk throught that fornt door But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus I think that's why mommy left us.

Please don't cry, I swear I'll try T be home by your side Right after Daddy gets home from the bar, Vists his bookie and steals a new car, He'll drive to the strip club, and if he plays his cards right, He'll bring home your new mommy tonight Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy She's part girl, and she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, and she's got less She's got her manhood tucked in her dress Yeah Is she a mister, is she a miss?

Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little Album) When I try to please her I get poked in the eye She wears lace, yeah, she wears flannel She watches football and the Lifetime channel What's that bulge under her nightie?

It must me Hermaphrodite! Some things are white, some things are black Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back She's still beautiful, she's still fine It's too bad her package is bigger than mine She can't help her imperfections She gets jock itch from her yeast infections Who stole all my tightie whities?


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